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bagging bitches at the horse shop

the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place

it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners
1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"
by ejb723 March 10, 2023
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horse malarchy

An improved version of malarchy. Used to describe an unfavorable situation or when something backfires. Made popular by Vocal Status.
"I was supposed to have a party at my house, but no one showed."
"That's some real horse malarchy."
by Stretch Massee October 26, 2007
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smiling like a horse

Grinning from ear to ear. A smerk like you got away with something. Feverish grin with wide open mouth with or without teeth showing. "She smiled like a horse after being complimented by the younger man".
Smiling like a horse "She smiled like a horse after being complimented by the younger man".
by champ of all August 19, 2015
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Horse

My opinion: SCARY 😧

MY friends wrong opinion: the most amazing animal on this planet, a great friend that will love you whatever you do 😊
by CheeseBallzzzz February 7, 2022
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new world hors d'œuvre

an opportunity to exploit economic inequity before all other capitalists by shadowing military excursions into volatile territory.
We managed to create a short term boom to the economy by declaring war and capitalizing on the new world hors d'œuvre.
by esher February 2, 2009
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Horse Pearl

A lump of fecal matter trapped in the back of the a horse's throat.
I went all the way to England to chocke on a horse pearl. Please, forgive me, Charles. I have lied to the family and wish to leave this damned land.
by Dudebruh42 July 4, 2020
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A four horse day

A four horse day could mean a couple things, depending on who is speaking.

For example, it could mean:
"It's a very busy day at work"
Or
"It's nice to have so much free time to ride my horses"

A popular saying in the 20's, it had disappeared for several decades but has been making a comeback in recent years.
I can come out for one more, but I've got a four horse day tomorrow so I want to hit the hay before too late.

Man, I've been working so hard lately, can't wait for Sunday, it'll be a real four horse day!
by AmateurJuggler February 18, 2024
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