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bro-honkey

Redneck who tries to act black. Common symptoms include tricked out rides, loud stereo playing (c)rap, hat turned around backwards, low-hanging pants, and hanging out with other black-wannabe homies.
Caught off-guard and humiliated in his tighty whities, Bubba couldn't chase after the young mallrats who had sneaked up and depantsed him. Instead, he gathered his low-rise jeans back around his hips and nonchalantly whistled "Ice Ice Baby", hoping to maintain his bro-honkey image, his face reddening to match his neck as his boys laughed their asses off.
by RaNDoMLeiGh June 12, 2007
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da bro

unlike a bro, da bro is a partier that is well liked. For the most part, a da bro is almost a polar opposite of a bro. Da bros tend to play sports for their schools (high school of college) and are considered popular. Da bros generally drink beer and play drinking games. Easily annoyed by the presence of bros and absolute douchebags.
Dude, that da bro is tearing up in that game of beer pong.
I hate it when da bros snag all those chicks.
by Clark 77 April 28, 2008
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bro magnom

danger dude your on the verge of bro magnom
by diassmfb November 2, 2007
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bro-almighty

bro-almighty is the leader of a pack of bros. He only drinks american beer and bathes daily in old spice. He doesn't handle light work, like bouncers or hoes. That's only for common bros. Bro-Almighty deserves only the highest respect.
Example: George Washington was a bro-almighty.
by Bearded Wisdom January 30, 2014
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Beta Bro

This term describes men born in the late 70s who, while starting adulthood as normal, masculine individuals (though some are known to have worn gingham or polka dot lederhosen as young children), as they age they begin morphing in to slightly effeminate members of country clubs know for discriminating against pirates.

Generally metro sexual in appearance, the Beta Bro avoids work at all costs, and prefers to hire Oompa Loompas for basic household or yard-based projects. Beta Bros usually have a fully stocked patio fridge, with strange concoctions like hard kombucha found within.

For reasons unknown the Beta Bros are mostly located in Tranzana, although during hot summers they can occasionally be found frolicking along the upper reaches of certain rivers in California, playing loud music non-stop.
Hey Jonathan, I'd love to open a can of Whoop Ass on Sean, or challenge him to a stick fight, but he's such a Beta Bro he'd probably have to go to therapy afterward
by Westside3Sixty May 5, 2022
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Side bro

The male equivalent of a side hoe.

A guy you're going to pound town with on the side that your boyfriend doesn't know about.
Ugh I'm so sad that my boyfriend is out of town...time to call my side bro and get that D
by Trapbabe123 July 11, 2017
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Bro site

A website for bros.
battlecam.com is such a bro site
by fuckclown312 March 4, 2011
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