cunt monkey

a less than affectionate term for the young offspring of a human female

tom: is matt coming out on the lash with us tonight?
gareth: nah, cherly's making his stay in to watch the cunt monkey.

by crxchaos July 7, 2006

cunting

to be absolutely horrible at the sport of racquet ball

Did you see that guy at the racquet ball courts today? He was really cunting it up!

by claydouche December 18, 2008

Jello Cunt

When one female in a crowd tells a really shitty joke that bombs.

Brunette Female: "So there are three women sitting at a bar
The brunette says "My pussy is so big, I can fit a cucumber in it, the red head says "Well my pussy is so big, I can fit a pickle jar in it, the blonde says "my pussy is so big...and she slides down the bar stool"

Crowd: "...."

Another brunette to another red head " I think I'm gonna make my gynecologist appointment for this week, so I'm not such a Jello Cunt"

by StarfishBrownies July 27, 2010

Twatty cunt

A cunt who is such a twat but they deny that they are. They are a really annoying little shit. Usually a female

OMG Suzy is such a twatty cunt!

by Clevvergirl December 20, 2016

Cunt Butter

1) The semi-hardened combination of female ejaculate, semen, and lubricant

2) An expletive for a frustrating situation or person

3) A heightened and/or more colorful phrase for "cunt"

Guy - "Good morning hun, want to have some nice morning sex?" Girl - "Sure babe! Oh, but first, I need to wash all the cunt butter off my snatch from that awesome threesome we had last night"

Guy - "Baby I want you to spread that cunt butter all over my naked chest like I'm a piece of marble rye"

"Remember that time Shawn took that hot girl at bar home that I was into, God he was such a cunt butter"

by JimmyJoe878 April 18, 2012

Moose cunt

A cunt from Canada.

Jim- Where's Caitlin from?

Meg- Canada. Why?
Jim- ok that explains why she is a real moose cunt.

by TJ148 May 22, 2014

cunt meat

A female whose only function is to have repetitive sex with multiple people and serves no other realistic purpose. Using all of her holes she is used to the point where she becomes incapable of functioning.

The cunt meat at the gang bang was used by at least 20 guys until she passed out.

by jolyfloger May 8, 2017