Cream Dream

A man crush.

A man a straight guy would go gay for.

Finding out a handsome male celebrity is gay/bi.

Me: Jefferey Dean Morgan is an amazing actor, he’s badass as Negan, bro.

Friend: Hell yeah, dude! He’s my cream dream.

by KidVicious666 November 2, 2021

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HOLY MOTHER FUCK IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK

HOLY MOTHER FUCK IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK
GIVE ME ICE CREAM BITCH GIVE ME ICE CREAM BITCH

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 26, 2024

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cream of mushroom soup

When your partner lays upside down and you shoot your load into their nostrils, making a nice creamy batch of a sticky white-sauced-soup in their nose

I can’t wait to make her a bowl of cream of mushroom soup

by teddykreuger October 21, 2025

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Cream and cut

The act of having intercourse with someone, solely to reach an orgasm and immediately leave.

Yo bro Tammy told me to come over but I’m not trying to stay there with her nasty ass house so I hit a cream and cut.

by J. Tipsy July 2, 2024

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Cream of mushroom

A word you say instead of cursing

*hits head*
Oh cream of mushroom that hurt

by Finger food November 12, 2020

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Vanilla Ice Cream Machine

A threesome involving at least two men. Both men ejaculate inside the third person. Then, they swap and suck each other's semen out of the third person.

Rick and Mick got super freaky with Sara and performed a vanilla ice cream machine.

by JulianKrauseLover97 November 1, 2025

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