If you meet a Chris and genuinely like them, you most likely have severe brain damage. Or you just enjoy the endless pain of being near someone as ugly and weird as a Chris.
by britwhorevunt August 08, 2018
Chris' are the most amazing type of guys on the planet. You would be blessed to be even friends with them. They always make you laugh and smile and are so lotal and make any bad situation better. They give the best hugs in the world and you couldnt find anyone better. Even if they dont believe how amazing they are, they truly are the most loveliest guys ever. It is so easy to fall in love with a chris and can make you the happiest person ever
by Idkusozlolol March 10, 2019
by chrisyyy teeehheeee January 20, 2020
Chris is a person that likes to play with your emotions and shouldn’t be taken seriously in a long term relationship. He usually has some sort of problem either mommy issues, daddy issues, ect. They are very emotional and might talk about themselves a lot even tho they don’t realize it. In general Chris is not hubby material.
You: Hii how has your day been!?
Chris: Sorry I took a while to respond I fell asleep but it’s been okay.
You: oh okay what did you do today?
Chris: Nothing much just been chilling.
You: oh ok
Chris:...
Chris: Sorry I took a while to respond I fell asleep but it’s been okay.
You: oh okay what did you do today?
Chris: Nothing much just been chilling.
You: oh ok
Chris:...
by Joe_mama:0 May 25, 2021
The dumbest dude with the ugliest beard. Thinks he's a hard worker but he's the laziest dude on the job site. Can't even afford a 4X4 dodge.
by Tbagzzzz November 09, 2017