chocolate purse

After sex when you take a steamy dump in the woman's vagina.

"Man, I was with this really freaky chick last night and she let me give her a chocolate purse.

by fartbucket May 18, 2008

chocolate dipped balls

When you dip your balls a womans ass, and she hasnt wipped it and you make her lick off the chocolate.

man i met this bitch last night and it looked like she hadn't wipped in ages and i made her lick my chocolate dipped balls and she got chocolate stuck in her teeth

by Elia the foreskin master August 28, 2006

Chocolate Double-Scoop

Chocolate Double-Scoop is where one person takes a shit in another person's mouth, Then receives a blowjob from that person, And then screws the person in the ass, Double coating their dick in "Chocolate". Originates from an old, little known swedish porno.

Sven gave Tiina a Chocolate Double-Scoop and she could still taste it the next day.

by Anonymity September 15, 2005

Chocolate Hot Dog

An English slang word for a black man's penis. This is not edible.

He took off his pants only for me to see his chocolate hot dog fall out.

by Jozabr December 12, 2010

Chocolate Frozen Yogurt

A naked man with an erection stands up and a woman is on her knees behind the man(so she is looking at his butt). Then the woman open her mouth and reaches through the man's legs and pulls down the man's erection. The man then releases a dump into the woman's mouth. The action is similar to pulling a lever on a frozen yogurt machine.

I was craving some desert after intercourse, so my husband gave me an excellent chocolate frozen yogurt.

by Walks Is Tall August 25, 2008

Chocolate Covered Pretzel

When someone wipes there ass with their hands and then handles a chocolate covered pretzel.

Would anyone like a chocolate covered pretzel.

by longranger August 28, 2003

Chocolate Adolf Hitler

Barak Obama. See: socialist

Not change, Resurrection. Vote Hitler. I mean Obama.

Hitler gave great speeches, too.

"Hey man you see Obama's speech on TV last night?"
"Yeah, that guy seems like the chocolate Adolf Hitler more and more everyday."

by XcupcakeX January 22, 2009