Friend Zone

Probably the worst f**king place on this Earth. Happens normally to caring, nice guys. Girl examples are rare, but not unheard of. In most cases, the guy loves the girl, and cares about her greatly. However, due to this action, today's female will often see this as a friend-like behavior, or not realize the love he has for her. The male does everything for the girl, would always be there for her, and yet the girl doesn't seem to give two shits about his side of the story. He has continually listen to her moan and bitch about her asshole boyfriend, and how she wish she had a caring, nice one. This is normally where the male either excuses himself to go wallow in self pity, or explodes in anger at the female, confessing his love for the girl in the process. In this case, the talk usually ends with "You're a nice, caring guy, but you're more like a friend/brother to me." Which confuses the hell out of the guy, because she was just complaining about wanting a nice, caring boyfriend. All in all, a hell on earth for nice guys.

Girl: Oh my gosh Johnny, I don't understand why Bill is being such an asshole. I wish I could have a nice, caring boyfriend."

(example 1)Nice caring Johnny: "Well, I'm sure you'll find him someday." (Thinks: He could be sitting next to you...) "Hey, but I have to go wallow in self-pity in the friend zone--I mean wash the dishes."

(Example 2)Nice caring Johnny: "Oh my god Katelyn if you really wanted one, I could've been there! I have loved you for a long time, and I always have to hear you bitch about all of your asshole boyfriends, and I'm sick you you coming to me. If you wanted a caring boyfriend, I would gladly have been it. Why not give me a fucking chance?"

Girl: I'm sorry, you're a nice caring guy and all, but you're more like a friend/brother to me."

Nice caring Johnny: "WTF?! You make NO fucking sense bitch!"

by stupidBIOTCH October 22, 2012

The Friend zone

a place far more worse than hell

Guy: hey wanna go out we been friends since a year
Girl:no were just friends sorry!!
Devil: Sorry hell is full go to the Friend zone

by your fellow Urban abuser October 26, 2018

platonic friends

Someone you meet on not4dating.com

friends without benefits - platonic friends

by Steve to the izzo March 24, 2009

Friend Zone

Somewhere you'll never find a guy like Victor.

Person #1: "Hey ladies, any of you happen to know where Victor went?"

Person # 2: "Oh, he's been hanging out with Maureen in the Friend Zone."

Person #1: "Ha! That's funny. no seriously. Where is he?"

by Fritz Roc November 10, 2012

friend scrounge

when you spend your time looking for friends to add on facebook from your other friends profile by profile.

"Give it up man, you just can't friend scrounge enough to make 300"

by librarygirl August 23, 2011

Platonic Friend

A nice way for a woman to say he is a dick in a glass jar waiting to be busted open at any ginen moment...

Mandy dates Charlie and clams Bob to be her platonic friend, however if Charlie steps out of lines one more time Mandy will bust open her dick in a glass jar!

by andamay August 7, 2006

The friend zone

The friend zone is a made up concept, it was created by nice guys and girls in an attempt to downplay the person who turned them down. If you become friends with someone just so you can get in their pants, you are manipulating that person. When those people who believe the friend zone exist get rejected, they blow up and threaten the person who politely turned them down.

N.G =nice guy/girl
N.G: I love you anon
Anon: sorry n.g but I’m (gay, taken, not interested, only see us as friends) I hope you understand...
N.G: oH wOw AnOn! I gIvE yOu AlL mY aTtEnTiOn AnD i TrEaTeD yOu NiCeLy By HoLdInG tHe DoOr OpEn FoR yOu! BuT nO! I’m JuSt FrIeNd ZoNe MaTeRiAl! I hOpE yOu GeT (killed, abused, fired, kys) gOoDbYe BiTcH! tHaNkS fOr RuInInG mY sElF eStEeM bY pUtTiNg Me In ‘the friend zone’

by Pooootaaaatoooooo June 26, 2020