war chaud

The act of getting a chode while watching violent images. You haven't quite gotten a wargasm yet.

That soldier got a war chaud when he saw his company's plane explode above him

by The 40k guy September 21, 2013

Muddy Tug of War

A sexual activity that defines a man putting his genitalia into his partner's anus as they are excreting. The goal is to completely plug the hole and effectively win the "tug of war." If any excrement squishes out, the man loses and is covered in "mud."

"I heard Jon is pretty good at Muddy Tug of Wars"

"No, I beat him last night, and he was super muddy"

by TugOfWarChampion August 14, 2016

Race War

A form of beef which where 2 races are arguing

White people are in a Race War with Asian people

by UrNansLifeSupport December 15, 2023

Fun Civil War

A feud that divides a house of two or more roommates. One side is pro-fun and they act on their impulses. The other side is anti-fun and attempts to squander their efforts.

Each side competes for territory and attempts to win over members of the opposing faction.

“Sounds like me and Kier are winning the Fun Civil War. This kicks ass.”

by Biodiesel Revolution August 28, 2025

War

It is to thing fighting eachother to get what they want

My 2 ball sacks are fighting a war to get im penis

by CumSlayer March 15, 2022

War in Afghanistan

A pointless 20-year long war that was fought (and lost to the Taliban) by the United States of America. The purpose of the war was to root out "terror" (whatever the fuck that objective means) and to kill all brown people in the Middle East (remove the Taliban and Al-Qaeda). The war was a gigantic stain on the US and it's people, and due to the amount of money wasted on the endeavor, it will more than likely lead to the eventual economic collapse and downfall of the US itself. Just like the Soviet Union (see Soviet-Afghan War for context).

If you ever feel like you're useless, just remember that it took four presidents, 2,459 dead soldiers, and $2 Trillion dollars to replace the Taliban with the Taliban in Afghanistan.

That's right. $2 Fucking Trillion. Not enough money for the homeless, or student debt, or cancer research, or space exploration, or to help the elderly stateside. But just enough money to bomb brown people. God Bless America.

War in Afghanistan

by realshit225 August 16, 2024

war

Overrated type of negotiation to get what someone wants, usually a corrupt politician c-bomb who wants other countries who is not a c-bomb to go to hell. It is basically when a countries brainwashed people who are also a c-bomb of the other c-bomb government sets up its shit in another’s territory. But with guns and bombs and tanks and using them to get what they want. And in the end it just gets worse. War is so overrated. Humans have to figure their shit out if they want to live, not just killing people to get what they want by force.

War is so overrated.

by higstudios April 5, 2025