I have granted kids to hell

If you decoded this message using the record of Ashley's song in WarioWare: Touched!, you probably had way too much time on your hands.

I wonder what happens if I play around with the record like a toy...
(spins record at fast speed, hears "I have granted kids to hell")
Oh no! I think my parents heard what I did! Now they're gonna kill me and file an FCC complaint.

by The Real Driller August 19, 2023

Hell

My house

Let's go to hell. I mean my house.

by ..sugma.. December 19, 2019

I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.

How will you go to hell if you have work to do man.

Frisk: go to hell.
Burger Pants: I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.
Frisk: what the hell?

by The True Manchild October 14, 2025

Hell

school/online school/life/u

im in hell

yeah bro
im in hell to
life
no u
haha big cock

...e.t

by pseudonympenis May 28, 2021

Hell

A place where no one should end up but sometimes does

Hell-When life gets you down don’t be a butthole

by December 18th December 29, 2019

Hell

Retail

I think I'm gonna go to hell and buy some Doritos.

by 7IsNotANumber May 26, 2025

grin from hell

huge smile that simply will not go away, despite obvious facial muscle fatigue.

You've just spent all day in a Porsche, at the racetrack, with a professional driver coaching you around. It's 11PM now, you're in the hotel room, unable to sleep because your jaw hurts so much from the grin from hell you're stuck with now.

by runnamukk June 29, 2011