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white noise

small talk made (usually by white people) in the office or any public setting to people that are in close vecenity to them that they dont know but feel they should speak with (I.E. in an elevator or sitting next to at a bus stop)to kill the awkard silence. the words said in these conversations are usually meaningless and without sincerity and are there for just noise
white people + noise = white noise.
(two people sitting next to each other at a bus stop while it is raining)

person 1: hey how ya doing

person 2: fine thanks

person 1: hey rainy enough for ya!? hahaha

(this convo was pointless and therefor white noise)
by ninjarlou January 23, 2008
mugGet the white noisemug.

White People

Wow, Shaquina. You've got a huge ass. But I be white so I gotta stiff flat ass I don't cause I'm White People
by XBooty.Candy.ShaquinaX November 15, 2018
mugGet the White Peoplemug.

white chocolate

1. a white dude with a huge dick.
Holy shit smoove, I didn't realize you were packin' a white chocolate Toblerone!
by Smoove B March 15, 2005
mugGet the white chocolatemug.

white pimp

a pimp that is white skin
Yall see that white pimp walkin down tha street wit de bops!
by blingonmywristt November 21, 2005
mugGet the white pimpmug.

Crypto-White

Noun
: Is used to refer to a person with non-European ancestry that identifies as White European & is similar to the term "Crypto-Jew" which means a person of jewish descent who identifies as a White Catholic European.
Person 1: Hey, doesn't he look a little weird to you?
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Like, that he's not fully White.
Person 2: Like a Crypto-White?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: Pfff..... I checked & his grandfather was african.
by xXJonaXx August 20, 2022
mugGet the Crypto-Whitemug.

White Diamond

Leader of the Great Diamond Authority, first one without a giraffe neck, but a lightbulb as head instead.
White Diamond you bright af man
by Skillotrix July 28, 2018
mugGet the White Diamondmug.

white doug

The nigga who snorts black Doug's crack
White Doug took the whole key
by Goodh34d September 4, 2016
mugGet the white dougmug.

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