by THE_FUCK! May 23, 2018

A cross between Docking and Sounding where one male sounds and then with another starts docking. As they interlock, the reed is shared between their urethras, making a more pleasureful experience.
"Do you think Jeff will ever stop glazing LeBron?"
"Of course not, he's probably imagining socking with LeBron as we speak, and I think I will too".
"Of course not, he's probably imagining socking with LeBron as we speak, and I think I will too".
by MrPenisMan69 September 15, 2025

The act of wearing nothing but your socks when you have sex ... Whether its done because your feet smell or because your partner has a dirty floor.
Jim: man I think I wore a hole in my favorite boppin socks last night
John: damn dawg how's that happen ?? Must've been really putting it to her
Jim: well you know how your sisters headboard has that really rough spot ... It must have worn thru as I was using it as leverage
John: damn dawg how's that happen ?? Must've been really putting it to her
Jim: well you know how your sisters headboard has that really rough spot ... It must have worn thru as I was using it as leverage
by anonymous July 2, 2021

Boris is a sock puppet who lives with Mike Shinoda.
He lives in his sock condo
He's the most talented sock puppet ever and is featured in a music video
SASS LORD
He's also really hot and knows he's hotter than Mike
Unfortunately, he's taken.
He has a girlfriend named Miss Oatmeal who's also really hot.
His hobbies include :
1) Annoying Mike
2) Going on tour
3) Making music videos using Mike's stuff
4) Sliding into hot girls dm's
5) Sleeping in the sock condo
6) Finding out Mike's phone password and using his phone
7)Playing the drums
8)Trying the ketchup
9) Being a meme
10) Spending time with Miss Oatmeal
11)Being sassy AF
Yes he's a very talented boi
He lives in his sock condo
He's the most talented sock puppet ever and is featured in a music video
SASS LORD
He's also really hot and knows he's hotter than Mike
Unfortunately, he's taken.
He has a girlfriend named Miss Oatmeal who's also really hot.
His hobbies include :
1) Annoying Mike
2) Going on tour
3) Making music videos using Mike's stuff
4) Sliding into hot girls dm's
5) Sleeping in the sock condo
6) Finding out Mike's phone password and using his phone
7)Playing the drums
8)Trying the ketchup
9) Being a meme
10) Spending time with Miss Oatmeal
11)Being sassy AF
Yes he's a very talented boi
Boris: Oh hey gurl it's me Boris the sock. I just found out Mike's password( what a loser) and it rhymes with stinkin' shark
Everyone: YASS BORIS WE LOVE YOU BOI
Boris: I know
Everyone: YASS BORIS WE LOVE YOU BOI
Boris: I know
by lpsoldier July 28, 2019

Socks are stinky. They are as stinky as my school. They stink from miles away.
WARNING: never smell your socks
WARNING: never smell your socks
by SimsonLife November 20, 2021

i love having my sock
by amos tbstnt4 December 16, 2020

by iusedtolikepoptarts January 17, 2010
