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slinky sock

British's version of condom.
"Right mate, I reckon yous gonna wear a slinky sock ye?"

"Of course I'm gonna wear a bloody slinky sock, I'm not trying to have a bastard with ye"

"Right go on then and take off ya trousers, me bum is off limits"
by frogofthunder June 18, 2022
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Dating the Sock

When lonely man spunks into his sock
Mad bastard will be dating the Sock for a while
by Quim buzzer November 11, 2017
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Sloppy sock dock

Where you take an uncircumcised penis and a circumcised penis and put the two tips together then pull the skin of the uncircumcised penis over the top of the circumcised penis and ejaculate at the same time.
Jim over there likes to sloppy sock dock all of his friends
by LeapOfFaith69 July 30, 2016
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This is what you would say when Eren Yeager from Attack on Titan does something gay with you but he had socks on. This is usually when you assume the role of Armin Arlert from Attack on Titan.
“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
by frankenen February 24, 2024
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Organize your socks

To have your socks rearranged by your boyfriend.
I told Megan I can’t wait to organize your socks, and help you in the bathroom.
by CrackMoney26 March 23, 2024
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cock sock

Does John have a cock sock or is he cut?
by sergerya January 28, 2019
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sock and buskin

the theatrical profession; drama.
Aspiring to be a part of the sock and buskin, she enrolled in acting classes and dreamt of one day gracing the stage.
by Arminkshipper July 17, 2024
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