(Person 1) "Hey have you talked to that retarded ass bitch?"
(Person 2) "No, Who's that?"
(Person 1) "Oh its Chad"
(Person 2) "No, Who's that?"
(Person 1) "Oh its Chad"
by Mcnastydoood November 14, 2023

Someone who's actually so stupid they do the most fucking stupid ass shit like somehow getting butt ass naked in the streets and walking around saying they have clothes on, like wtf how do you fuck up that bad?
Retarded man: its gonna be such a good day outside *goes outside naked somehow not knowing*
Retarded man: gee it's so cold outside even though I'm wearing clothes
Officer: uhm dude get some fucking clothes on weirdo and im gonna arrest yo bitch ass
Retarded man: i did nothing wrong
The lady looking at him: *eyes fucking shocked after seeing his meat spin for a weird reason*
Officer: okay your going to jail and im gonna give you some clothes
Retarded man: okay *picks nose while getting in the car*
The end
Retarded man: gee it's so cold outside even though I'm wearing clothes
Officer: uhm dude get some fucking clothes on weirdo and im gonna arrest yo bitch ass
Retarded man: i did nothing wrong
The lady looking at him: *eyes fucking shocked after seeing his meat spin for a weird reason*
Officer: okay your going to jail and im gonna give you some clothes
Retarded man: okay *picks nose while getting in the car*
The end
by YourNeighborhoodDefinater November 23, 2024

by TomSpookyKek March 24, 2019

When a retarded person seeks to have intercourse starts to go into a unrollable state of eroticism that any women in the retards wake will be left devastated and infected by the sheer force of the retards sexual arousal. If infected will proceed to preform an "alabama hot pocket" Must be of the LGBTQ+ community.
by Goatbuy March 7, 2024

John: YO dawg that comic was Retarded Funny!
Joe: Nah dawg, but you's retarded fo usin that phrase
John: OUCH!
Joe: Nah dawg, but you's retarded fo usin that phrase
John: OUCH!
by Princess Fiona July 2, 2007
