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Porn is how you get horny it well just sex

but on the web that's all
I am going to watch porn to get horny or be better at having sex
by Porn girl October 4, 2020
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Poo Porn

An act which where a variety of multiple or few participants, either of the same gender or opposite sex can take part in. The recieveing participant can be in various positions waiting for the user to go number 2 not knowing what type of sensation awaits on the part of the body where the poo has been placed by the user. Like a penis it comes in all different shapes, sizes and colours.
Clint- "Hey Brad, I heard your computer going all night.. What was up with that??"

Brad- "Sorry I was up on my favourite site looking at poo porn again. I didn't mean to wake you.

Clint- "You're fucking gross man"
by Kent no January 4, 2020
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Gay smurf porn

The best type of porn ever made
Someone: wanna watch gay smurf porn?
Me: YEA BOI
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VR Porn

The most brilliant thing ever invented. Good with a synced auto-masturbator
Yo last night I banged some thotty onlyfans girl with VR Porn
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pot porn

Photos of law enforcement types posing in front of seized bales of weed or uprooted plants
Man did you see the brown shoes that DA was wearing in the pot porn shot in the paper today......those were some ugly ass shoes but they matched his suit
by mushtoomush November 17, 2010
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Porn

IT'LL MAKE THE YUT THINK ABOUT WOMEN WRONG!!!
Hym "Will it make me think they are walking dogshit and society needs to shift the onus on to me to shield them from the divisiveness their existence inherently creates and their conceptual inferiority (And it IS inferiority you piece of shit. Work harder and maybe one day you'll be good enough to beat the tranny) is deferred to the men they don't fuck both socially and culturally? Will I think the only reason I feel ANYTHING towards them is the result of a biological compulsion? A compulsion that isn't even for MY OWN SURVIVAL but THIERS. So THEY aren't as disposable as I am. So they aren't food. Is it going to make me thing that I'm not good enough to use them for sex indiscriminately so I'll have to settle for being the type of man that one of the used up, jizz covered, discarded, and interchangeable gears that one of the men who CAN use them indiscriminately for sex swapped out for a clean one can sign a contract entitling her to half of the money my owner gives me so that when she interacts with another fat cock I can lose everything? Oh but the good ones don't do that! The good ones wait for you to get done fucking all of the other women and then do what you want indefinitely. Er, wait, no that's only the fat cocks. Is that the porn? Is the porn making me think this?"
by Hym Iam June 28, 2023
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