A penis which has hair on the shaft. Extreme cases occur naturally where more than half of the penis is covered in fur. Usually seen on Italians and many of the middle eastern races. Women find this condition extremely displeasing, especially during fellatio and badminton.
I finally got the guy's myriad of clothing off and he had a gorilla penis, so I broke out and enjoyed a consolation ice cream sundae.
by TOMLOL March 18, 2007
Get the Gorilla Penis mug.A penis which is small. Generally held by those less gifted, not just white people. Medical facts have given explanations for that urban myth and have proven it wrong.
Damn son, you're hung like a field mouse!
by LuDa May 22, 2003
Get the small penis mug.A name given to someone with a fire crotch. The white penis coming out of the red pubic hairs looks like a snake coming out of a bush
by chembabe87 April 28, 2008
Get the snake penis mug.skinny penis is a deadly disease that causes men to have a long but floppy penis it never gets hard. women do not like skinny penises.
by maria ling ling January 21, 2017
Get the skinny penis mug.A female who hates everything with a penis because of her past endeavors with ain't shit men, she instantly gets an attitude when a male tries to talk to her. She walks around with the stank face. She doesn't like when nice genuine guys speak to her with a friendly gesture such as "hello, how are you?" However, She does love to get shitted on by her ex.
Nice guy: hey , how'd you like the new tomb raider game.
Her: what do you want from me!? You're annoying!! All you men are the same!!
Nice guy: sounds like penis envy
Her: what do you want from me!? You're annoying!! All you men are the same!!
Nice guy: sounds like penis envy
by DaVinci D January 25, 2016
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Get the penis pudding mug.A penis that is usually no longer than 4 inches. Nearly every man on earth wouldn't want this. Also known as a "Maggot".
by Prince Myst January 8, 2008
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