Spatula talk

Boring mundane conversation often coming from family members in old age or younger people who act like them.
Eg. A mother telling her son on the phone that she had a horrible day because she misplaced her spatula which is usually in the second drawer but that everything was redeemed when she found it in the third drawer a few moments later. Spatula talk.
Oh my god; my mom is doing my head in with her spatula talk!

Sorry I’m late. I got stuck on the phone to Aunt Mildred who was spatula talking about her daily activities.
by MrJWD March 23, 2021
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Gravy Talk

Say the obvious but in the weirdest accent
You are Watching football on tv

Gravy talk "Watching the football on tv are yas"

Been shopping
Gravy talk "Got yourself some new clothes have you"
by ReCoreDJ August 06, 2024
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When a male jacks off while talking to his special lady and devours celery to increase his sperm intake.
"Hey man I was using is technic last night with my sexy Amanda"
"Which technic?"
"The Jack, Talk, and Devour technic."
by RaeAnne313 April 08, 2018
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talk sandy to me

The request from one sexual partner to another to put on his black Jedi robe and whine like Anakin Skywalker about why he hates sand during sexy times.
Tell me what you want!” “Talk sandy to me!!”.
by TaraWard10 August 31, 2023
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Hop Talk

Abbreviation of "Handmaid of Patrierchy" Talk. The kinds of conversations that the average woman would have with other average women, considered as inane drivel by certain ideologues.
"These bitches blabbing about their kids and makeup, I'm sick of hearing that Hop Talk- lets leave".
by Becky101100110101 August 19, 2021
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kennel talk

Kennel talk is when you say something it could be anyting a sentence a word that the niggalopalord do not like therefore they will send you to the Kennels if you keep it up
Random guy hey man I think we should revolt against nigalopians general sounds like kennel talk take them away
by Nigalopalord January 07, 2020
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