Michael crawshaw

A large individual who takes interest in the youth

Look it’s michael crawshaw RUNN!!

by 5 minute early pass January 23, 2024

michael dumb

hes really stupid and a bad friend and he kinda makes bad joke and gets in trouble with teacher in 6th grade when saying sussy baka

man michael dumb is so dumb

by buckshotbandit December 9, 2022

michael jackson bad

when something is really bad, often used in scary situations

"oh no..this is michael jackson bad."

by mikansupremacy July 31, 2021

Michael mood

The ability to dm any bitch you want and getting her

Honestly I didn't think I could do it until I got in my Michael Mood

by Cheeckybastard July 19, 2017

Michael

Nickname given to a average bro. obsessed w/ sports, video games, either kinda fat or strong, laidback, cool, just a chill dude in general.

Michael is a two of a kind, but is still pretty cool.

by Stupid Af July 25, 2021

Michael and Johansen

Stoopeh

Michael and Johansen are big stoopehs John and Julian are enlightened af

by Gay Ass Fagot December 20, 2020

Michael Solomon

Someone who is a scourge on USMC basic- parris island; someone universally hated by everyone; someone who's luck never seems to go right; or someone who always self sabotages every good thing in life. Also, someone seldom acknowledged for any type of personal accomplishments.

"Wow, do you remember Michael Solomon? I heard he left because he flirted with other guys!" "What? No, that doesn't sound like something he would do."

by DystopianSymphony July 6, 2023