March 10th

National ask a person with an A in they’re name out day❤️

Person B: so like…wanna go out?
Person A: YES OFC ITS MARCH 10th

by Literallyalegend💋 March 8, 2025

March 4th

the day the hottest people on the planet are born they just dont know it.

hey dude whens your birthday?
march 4th why?
ofc that's why your so hot

by HeartsForDawko March 8, 2023

Masturbatory March Madness

MMM is a side challenge to March Madness. Whenever you get a match wrong you must masturbate for 1 hour following the conclusion of the series.

Me: Hey John are you doing Masturbatory March Madness this year?
John: Hell yeah bud, you?
Me: You betcha

by SomeShitPoster September 7, 2020

March 22

National Narwhal Ponytail Day. If you don't get this, go read a frikng book.

I grew my hair out for March 22.

by IDefineLifeForConvenience December 7, 2019

MILF Madness March

Males can only have sex or masturbate with a MILF (Unless you are gay, if so, do it with a DILF.) For Females you do the same, but with a DILF (Unless you are a lesbian, if so, do it with a MILF.) Passing will let you do Anal Annihilation April.

MILF Madness March is basically NNN for children

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022

March 23rd

National Fuck a Guy Named Alec Day

Girl 1: It’s March 23rd! you know what that means!
Girl 2: We have to fuck a guy named Alec!

by 666+999= 69420 February 23, 2025

March 5th

March 5th is National Twink Day

anyone born on march 5th is automatically a twink *or* a femboy!

"oh he was born on march 5th , that must mean there a femboy"

by Ezyw_2 April 20, 2025