Isaac's Law

Anything in the world is a 50/50 chance, as it can be either true or false.

"What are the chances that I win the lottery?"
"By Isaac's Law, 50/50."

by maths? more like no May 1, 2024

first co-cousin-in-law

The child-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.

My first co-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Fox's law

Like godwin's law but pertaining to biscuits - a favourite conversation topic amongst brits on Internet forums - especially once a thread has served its purpose or the original poster has made things awkward, someone (usually sarcastic) will eventually mention biscuits to diffuse and/or derail the thread.

Some squid asked a question on the motorbike forum about cleaning his carburetor - we pointed out that his 2019 lexmoto is electronically injected, he got angry. Next post was a question about whether you should dunk a custard cream or not. Fox's law.

by Geoffbot August 28, 2019

Stepbrother-In-Law

The title given to someones brother of sisters boyfriend if they're not married

Juan: Who's this Harry geezer?
Tom: Oh he's my sisters boyfriend, that makes him my stepbrother-in-law
Juan: Surely he's your stepbrother?
Tom: Nah fam, he's not married to my sister

by why_am_1_doing_this May 1, 2019

son-in-law

Child's husband.

son-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Nash's 3 laws of life

1) You can have a beer wherever you like

2) You can have a spliff wherever you like

3) You can have a line wherever you like

If anyone tries to tell you otherwise they can fuck off

"Hey man you were right! I started living by Nash's 3 laws of life just last week and now I've applied for a new job, I'm out of debts and life is amazing."

"You're meaning to tell me you haven't heard of Nash's 3 laws of life? Have you been living under a rock?"

by DGdon May 14, 2019

step-co-first-cousin-once-removed-in-law

Spouse's step-first-cousin-once-removed's spouse.

step-co-first-cousin-once-removed-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024