Kato’s Law

Kato’s law proposed that every pedo in the universe will attract at least one other pedo with a force that is directly proportional to the level of their pervertedness and inversely proportional to the square of the age between their victims.
Look we’re queuing with a pedo, must be Kato’s law.
by ZlNO September 18, 2023
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Ceteris' Law

Ceteris' Law:

*Modern*
Ceteris' Law: (noun) The phenomenon where the universe conspires to reveal hidden truths and synchronize events, leading to profound moments of connection and awakening.

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Ceteris' Law: (noun) Derived from the Latin phrase "ceteris paribus," meaning "all other things being equal," this concept describes the mysterious force that orchestrates seemingly unrelated events, revealing deeper meanings and synchronicities. Originating from a modern understanding of ancient philosophical and spiritual traditions, Ceteris' Law , coined by LionCrow Digital Designs, posits that the universe has an inherent tendency to guide individuals towards higher understanding and unity, often through unexpected and serendipitous encounters. This concept has evolved to encompass modern experiences of spiritual awakening, synchronicity, and interconnectedness.
One is either blessed by Ceteris' Law or Cursed by Murphy's Law.
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run afowl of the law

To break one or more rules regarding our feathered friends.
One needs to regularly read up on current statutes regarding bird-hunting so as not to run afowl of the law.
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Murphy's Law of Spares

"If you buy just one of something, you will surely break it almost immediately, but if you buy one or more "spare" items to have "just in case", your "initial" item will miraculously escape damage no matter how many mishaps you endure, and thus those duplicate items will merely gather dust in the garage or at the back of your desk-drawer."
I have always tried to handle objects gently and carefully, but due to extreme forgetfulness and physical/mental/emotional infirmities, I tend to "be rough on my stuff" --- sitting/stepping on unobserved items, blundering into objects as I'm groggily stumbling to the bathroom in the middle of the night, soiling items or spilling/dropping stuff, etc., and so I occasionally attempt to "prepare for the future" by acquiring spares of the types of items which I typically seem to damage or break; only prob is that just as soon as I do "lay in for a rainy day" like that, the "currently-being-used" object that I had been procuring said spares for NEVER SEEMS TO ACTUALLY SUSTAIN SIGNIFICANT DAMAGE, and so all of those extras that I'd carefully tucked away just "sit there for decades"... talk about a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Spares"!
by QuacksO November 23, 2018
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co-sister-in-law

My co-sister-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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