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Josh

Short for Joshua. A guy whose defining characteristic is his inconsistency. The only thing consistent about him is his eternal refusal to reply to texts and be respectful. Selfish to the core and short in every sense and region, this guy will never have ambitions outside his teenage fantasies.
"did Josh ever text you back?"
"what do you think?"
"I'm guessing that's a no."
"uh huh."
by BadBoyByron January 12, 2024
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Josh

Josh is the one who will stupidest person you will meet, he will ask his sister to get stuck in a basket. he will picture himself inside his grandma and is the kid who chooses cyan for among us, pretty sus. he is the one at the gas station who is sniffing the gas behind that car. he is the one to ask his daughter for a blow. his life is a mess, his best friend that shit he did 3 months ago.
that's weird, don't be a josh
by anonymous October 5, 2020
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Josh McIndoer

A 7ft giant with hefty calves
Josh McIndoer is fuckin giant also have you seen his calves
by R3t4rd_- November 22, 2021
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Josh

Likes to annoy his girlfriend by licking her face and blowing and screaming in her ear. Some synonyms are dick and dickhead.
Don’t be such a Josh.
by emazay21619 December 28, 2023
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Josh

Oi josh your a Fucking gypsy cunt
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Josh

Josh is the most amazing man in the world who will always make me happy no matter what he know how to cheer me up when I’m down and just know how to make a hole room light up with josh he is such handsome boy and he’s so sexy
Josh makes me feel like no one else
by Cianaisthebestgg July 26, 2021
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josh

josh is the worst kind of person you will ever come across in this life. they are clapped also, no good qualities towards them. i would recommend you stay far away.
josh is a complete prick
by shakespearisdilf January 30, 2022
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