Joe's Law

No matter the joke, somebody somewhere will get offended somehow.

"Hey, you need to be careful about telling jokes, Joe's Law is very important"

by Joe's Law July 31, 2020

Zed's Law

A law that states 'the longer a person uses the imageboard 4chan, the probability of that person committing the crime of possessing child porn approaches 1'. When this happens, the user is considered a 'pedofag' and must quit 4chan forever.

Zed's Law - You're a pedofag

by sorta June 6, 2011

Law of Beil

A series of laws from the book of Beil among which states that all good people should raise their standards and remember not to bone a skeletor, nor a chick that is too blubbery and that the only way that someone can get cancer is by way of SMOKESTACK.

"You don't want a chick that's too blubbery,
But you don't want to bone a skeletor"
~Craig 2:12, the Law of Beil

"You cannot grow a bean with a pencil
That is not how they grow in nature"
~Schimpf 15:16, the Law of Beil

"Urdle urdle urr"
~Schwam 12:1

"And so the prophet Benjamin and Kevin went outside and threw eggs at one another and Kevin said 'this is my body, *points at tree* this is not, work on your aim, polock'"
~Benjamin 1:13

by ChevelleINC1213 May 3, 2006

Gang law

Back in the early 2000s when America has legalized gangs
In the USA someone has to at least be 21 before joining one
With this law
Their 3 ways how the game law will work
Crime option : new commit crime to join the gang
Betrayed option : that's when the gang members kick your ass bro
Love option : you get a gang rape

Have you heard about that stupid Law they made called the gang law?

by 459395 February 19, 2022

By law of dibs

it is the true laws of all that is dibbed and is absolute

by law of dibs the phone is mine.

by BurgerBoss March 26, 2022

co-uncle-in-law

Spouse's pibling's husband.

co-uncle-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Kendricks Law

Kendricks Law states that those who are deeply connected with the arts of adult content and Rule34 have the unique ability to predict what content the Rule34 artists are going to produce before said content is produced. In other words they are so in touch with adult content they can see or glimpse into the future of the world of Rule34.

This law was named after the great man Kendrick unveiled to us his methods and showed us how he reached enlightenment.

You see Mike over there, he is affected by Kendricks Law. He knows what is coming next in the world of Rule34

by Trampolone April 14, 2021