I'm Your Father Derek

This Derek is your father, he loves you. He's a dick at some times, but still loves you. Don't be afraid to give him a hug.

"Who's are you?"
"Oh, I'm your father Derek."

by Father Derek March 12, 2022

I'm Killed

Another way of saying "I'm dead"

Haha I'm killed XD

Dude just told a funny joke, I'm killed.

He thought he ate that, I'm killed.

by X9od September 28, 2023

Yes I'm

When you can't spell the last sentence of a fucking word

Guy 1: Wanna go to the party? You in?
Guy 2: Yes I'm!

by Yes i'm February 4, 2022

I'm an idiot

Don't worry, you're not the only one.

"I'm an idiot."

by world's best idiot June 14, 2021

i'm mariariari

What the hell is this

Hello, i'm mariariari

by LUIGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII October 1, 2021

I'm Painting

In Cleveland, it means to be a hater / admitting you're just hating because you're jealous.

"Then Ja'Quez took me to Wendy's, it was so romantic."
"Wha- Girl, the Wendy's that always gets shot up? Wendy's for a date? I'm painting, I just wish that was me."

by 3a1l5 August 1, 2022

I'm fine

A phrase wich is used by somenone who is actually fine or some depressed people who don't wanna show their true feelings

Example 1:
Person 1: Hey, are you allright?
Person2: Ah, yeah, I'm fine! What about you?
Example 2:
Person 1: Are you okay?
Person 2: Oh, don't worry about me, I'm fine. (Lie)

by your local freak May 7, 2022