by IGKYA53 December 9, 2024
Get the half dead mug.When your girl is taking a shit, and she accepts your dick in her mouth until completion. She gave you half a cookie.
Him “we haven’t had sex in forever”
Her “what? I gave you half a cookie earlier today”
Friend in room “what is half a cookie?”
Her “i sucked him off while i was taking a shit”
Him “i got to get it where i can”
Her “what? I gave you half a cookie earlier today”
Friend in room “what is half a cookie?”
Her “i sucked him off while i was taking a shit”
Him “i got to get it where i can”
by Cookie-monster December 11, 2024
Get the Half a Cookie mug.When you squeeze a girl so hard that her large intestines fall out and you cut some off to make a condom and fuck your first cousin with it. The key is that it will rip and you get to cum inside her. Or him I don’t judge.
Jeff: Hey mom do you have a victim for me to give a Dominican half nelson to. Me and the old cuzzo feel a lil aroused and I want to go ham.
Mom: Oh sure honey try giving Mrs.Nelson a ring. I’m sure she wouldn’t mind.
Mom: Oh sure honey try giving Mrs.Nelson a ring. I’m sure she wouldn’t mind.
by J_Dubz December 16, 2024
Get the Dominican Half Nelson mug.by EyeForEye December 31, 2024
Get the Colossal Half-witted infantile fantasy. mug.A word for a complete and utter clown. Typically spoken at someone when they do the opposite of what they're meant to do. This term was first seen in King Of Skill's video "Mario Party 2 brings out the worst in you...." at 13:27.
Sophist: "I AM MASHING! It's the B Button, right?"
Vernias and TCNick3 in unison: "A BUTTON!!"
Vernias: "OH MY GOD!"
TCNick3: "YOU BOZO AND A HALF!"
Sophist: "I mashed the B Button on purpose so I can go get some snacks."
Vernias: "I need to play with new people. I actually need to play this game with different people."
Vernias and TCNick3 in unison: "A BUTTON!!"
Vernias: "OH MY GOD!"
TCNick3: "YOU BOZO AND A HALF!"
Sophist: "I mashed the B Button on purpose so I can go get some snacks."
Vernias: "I need to play with new people. I actually need to play this game with different people."
by RushTheRandom January 1, 2025
Get the Bozo And A Half mug."Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.
My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"
by CharlieKirk January 2, 2025
Get the Half a Horseshoe in my Ass mug.by Unknown07724 January 8, 2025
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