A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
Get the It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnantmug. For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.
Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.
by JizzalotofAUS December 26, 2023
Get the Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwichmug. by Uhmnidoesntno September 21, 2020
Get the free and ninimug. Term that derived from the Roanoke, VA (USA) region in reference to young Black LGBT youth. The word "FREE" is an alternative word for the terms "gay/lesbian".
Many within Black America find the words "gay/lesbian" to be a played out term; therefore they have invented their own definition to describe their diverse lifestyle, calling it FREE, FREE Community, and FREE World.
Many within Black America find the words "gay/lesbian" to be a played out term; therefore they have invented their own definition to describe their diverse lifestyle, calling it FREE, FREE Community, and FREE World.
by Andre D. Tucker/ Dareous Davis October 25, 2008
Get the FREEmug. by i rented a goat September 16, 2022
Get the Free Thinkersmug. How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .
Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!
by QuacksO January 4, 2020
Get the It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnantmug. “So are you selling me this marijuana or not?”
“ah hell nah you on some free asian shit. get the fuck out my whip”
“ah hell nah you on some free asian shit. get the fuck out my whip”
by Akazit June 3, 2024
Get the Free Asianmug.