i want to eat your hair

a phrase that should never be said by anyone

person 1 : Zamn, shes 12 😍
person 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and 12 all in unison : I want to eat your hair.

by i hate eating people's hair February 7, 2022

next time go eat a salad

Next time go eat a salad is a line that the Scout from Team Fortress 2 says. It insults the Heavy, who is morbidly obese.

Heavy: AAUGH!
Scout: Next time go eat a salad!

by smmr <3 January 13, 2023

i want to eat tide pod

To Die

I want to eat Tide Pod

by Mickle134 January 19, 2018

National Eat Bread By itself day

April 18th is National Eat Bread By Itself Day. All Day On April 18th you have to eat bread by itself.

“OMGG!!! Tomorrow is National Eat Bread By Itself day!!-Ailani

by EatBreadByitslef April 18, 2019

I want to eat your pancreas

Dont see that anime if you want to cry.I want to eat your pancreas Is AN anime that Is 1:48 hours long,It talks about love and two best Friends.I cried k..

I want to eat your pancreas:Is like a medicine invented by Sakura,if your stomach hurts eat a stomach ecc...

by Lil...s4ra February 9, 2021

gellin' like a felon eating watermelon

an expressionwearing Dr. Scholls footwear.

Fred:how are those new shoe soles?
Ted: totally far out. i'm gellin' like a felon eating watermelon.

by burningking1472 April 7, 2011

Eat ur wifis budassy day

This day we eat our wifis budassy

Damn I just remembered what today was its eat ur wifis budassy day let me show her this

by Lina Pooh April 3, 2022