David

David’s are extremely horny They will go to any lengths to get a picture of a girl, they always have a small dicks, definitely a virgin, and a clapped ass hairline like damn bro get something to fix that, often a fuckin retarded.

Girl 1: did you see David’s drone
Girl 2: yea he flew it right behind are friends and was staring at the camera

by IloveMilfsMoan May 30, 2022

David

David is a sweat hearted mal, he is also known as simp towards any male or female mostly the male sex. David is also into deep hairy anal with any (homeless/not homeless). His main suspects are usually named : Ashley,Aston,Barry,Espen, The Matthews,Connor,Riley,Joey,Storm.

Oh I heard David loves anal.

by Cheryl Horsell April 18, 2021

David

The act of a homeless citizen pulling out of the female genitalia before ejaculating and excreting their semen via the genitalia.

"That homeless fuck did a David"
"Lindsay failed to do a David on Sylvia"

by whatintheskibidi November 11, 2024

David

More often than not this is a term used to describe a vertically challenged, husky(very husky) human that resembles a Weeble. Yes…weebles wabble but they don’t fall down.

“mommy! mommy” screams little Timmy as he is walking home with his mom from the library. “It’s a giant Weeble and it’s alive”. “Oh Timmy, no need to be afraid son, that’s not a giant human Weeble” says his mother. “Thats just David”

by Krifti January 21, 2025

David's hairline

that's a lot of damage; trash;

david's hairline needs some flex tape because it dooo

by ayowashere December 6, 2018

David

The definition of a kanker mogool, wears nike tracksuits all the time and has neither eyebrows nor hair.

Die kanker clannie lijkt echt op een david.
That amazing person looks like a David to me.

by Afiiwodygbynsh November 29, 2021

Davide

1. A sexy Italian boy
2. Really good with words. Shy, but has a provocative smile and sexy hands.
3. It's intelligent above the average, quiet and introspective, but is good in dirty games and can make a game like "Tetris" sound really sexy.
4- Single for mysterious reasons.

Girl: that's Davide! I wonder if he's single.
Girl 2: those dark eyes... he's so quiet and mysterious... Sexy.

by Saammsnoww April 26, 2021