Lean cream

As you are about to cream pull out and cream in your hand lean in and cream pie the lucky person in the face
I just gave my girl the lean cream now she need to clean her face
by By SSR March 02, 2021
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Blow Cream

Bull semen carefully filtered in the mouth of a bearded german cowboy named Otto and then blown into a carton. The blowing creates a texture reminiscent of heavy cream. Used in cooking traditional German meals.
“Go down to the store and get some blow cream. This gravy needs more hints of semen.”
by Nike7537 February 21, 2022
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Devil's Ice Cream

A strain of weed that mixes AK47 and Diablo, born in Maine
"Man I got that good shit, its called the Devil's Ice Cream"

"We were so toasted off that Devil's Ice Cream"
by Cougar75 October 23, 2009
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English Cream

When two homosexual Englishmen jerk each other off to completion, after a night of drinking Bailey’s Irish Cream
At a bar called Patti’s Pub, Nigel & Rick left together to English Cream at Nigel’s apartment.
by ChiefQ May 15, 2022
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When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone
“Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”
by Doomnator September 21, 2021
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When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone
What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”
by Doomnator September 21, 2021
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