hes literally the most handsome mf (mother fucker) anyone would ever meet.
ladies take your opportunity while it's still available
ladies take your opportunity while it's still available
chris
by qoo91919 March 30, 2022
Get the chris mug.A fit guy who happens to have a big butt. He will likely blame his bootylicious backside on doing squats.
Adam: Have you seen his butt lately? He's turning into a real Chris Caboose!
Bill: Well he does say that every day is squat day...
Bill: Well he does say that every day is squat day...
by meltedcrayons September 14, 2022
Get the Chris Caboose mug.Chris is a nice guy who is his own person loves the people around him and loves his girlfriend
. Nut don’t let Chris get to you because he’ll turn on you very quickly.
. Nut don’t let Chris get to you because he’ll turn on you very quickly.
Girl 1 “what happend”
Girl 2 Chris cheated on me
Girl 3 oh really I didn’t know you guys were still together we’ve been talking for a while
Girl 2 Chris cheated on me
Girl 3 oh really I didn’t know you guys were still together we’ve been talking for a while
by Urworstnightmare199 November 17, 2022
Get the Chris mug.A guy you think that you know.
You don't.
It is said that those with the most love to give. Also have the most hate to release.
The pendulum swings hard both ways.
Chris Marshall is the guy you want in your corner. He knows where the bodies are buried. He still has the Left handed shovel to prove it. A backroom profit and the Patron Saint of Lost Souls
He is the guy that will make the kids breakfast and get them off to school. He will help a stranger broken down on the side of the road.
He is also the guy that will pour gas on a chomo and strike a match.
Money doesn't impress him. So don't try and buy him.
The Golden Rule is the currency.
So spend wisely.
Most of all he is kind
and pleasant to be around.
Until he's not.
Harshall, Angry Man, Marine, Grit are just a few synonyms
The Golden Rule.
It really is that simple.
You don't.
It is said that those with the most love to give. Also have the most hate to release.
The pendulum swings hard both ways.
Chris Marshall is the guy you want in your corner. He knows where the bodies are buried. He still has the Left handed shovel to prove it. A backroom profit and the Patron Saint of Lost Souls
He is the guy that will make the kids breakfast and get them off to school. He will help a stranger broken down on the side of the road.
He is also the guy that will pour gas on a chomo and strike a match.
Money doesn't impress him. So don't try and buy him.
The Golden Rule is the currency.
So spend wisely.
Most of all he is kind
and pleasant to be around.
Until he's not.
Harshall, Angry Man, Marine, Grit are just a few synonyms
The Golden Rule.
It really is that simple.
by Harshall January 31, 2023
Get the Chris marshall mug.Hey mate your acting like a true Chris Robilliard! I just took a a massive CB! This food tastes like Chris Robilliard!
by LMTV September 12, 2022
Get the Chris Robilliard mug.by Chrisbrownwifee_2011 October 6, 2020
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by Notfesse January 3, 2024
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