Amoeba-brain

A simple minded person. A dim-wit. Their brain is roughly the size of an amoeba and it functions just as efficiently.

How are you not getting this? It’s so darn simple. Are you an Amoeba-brain?

by Dexterdoright February 24, 2025

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doj-er - breynd

When a sports fan is overwhelmingly vocal about their team even though no one asked. An internet troll with no creativity or basic means of human communication. They have little education or real ambition and continuously live in the past.

"Can you believe that dodger-brained doofus didn't know it took his team 72 years to win a championship?"

by TantrumPolice December 31, 2020

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Jib Brain

Noun; When a person is retarded beyond all belief

Bro 1: Can you get AIDs by fucking a cow?

Bro 2: Dude I think you have Jib Brain

by BigBananaBoi April 3, 2019

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Brain

Something you probably don't have.

That person has no brain.

Do you know who i am talking about, don't you?

Probably not, if I'm correct ...

Want me to draw what i just said?

Why are you even losing your time with this definition? Go away.

by Lethzya November 24, 2017

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Prickle Brain

A coworker who gets a hedgehog, and then from then on you can't have a conversation with her that doesn't involve hedgehogs. Bonus for the hedgehog photos pasted in her workspace, and the coworkers who fawn over the cuteness of said hedgehog.

Oh my god, I just just got back from the hedgie breeder, look at these pictures!

/She has Prickle Brain

by AutumnBomb October 9, 2020

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