Dad

Somone who doesn't care about his kids and acts like he knows everything.

Me: fuck you dad

by YouAllSuckOkay June 04, 2022

Dad

Gone

Did you mean milk?

Dad is just waiting in the queue for milk it must have been a pretty long line because he has been there for 4 years.

by bobsyjr April 19, 2021

Dad

Somehing you dont have

Person 1: hey i love looking at dream not found
Person 1's dad:

by bigmilkers69 June 13, 2022

Dad

Something you will never have

Person 1: yo whats your dads name
Person 2: whats a dad

by Emo goose 🖤⛓😭 April 30, 2022

Dad

A man who goes and gets the milk after you find your mom wrestling with men in bed, naked, and tell him about it. He eventually comes back when you win the lottery.

Me: "Dad, Mom's wrestling again with Jimmy, the neighbor."
Dad: "Ok, Imma go get some milk. You want chocolate or strawberry?" *leaves*

*35 years later*
Me: "Yes, I won the lottery! I'm a millionaire!"
Dad: " You want some milk with that?"

by Milkgetter June 02, 2022

Dad

Someone who will never come back especially if they are black.

"Dad went to get the milk"

by Dragonslay34R January 23, 2021

dad

something you dont have

my dad went to go get the milk

by Mitsuri Kanroji the REAL one November 27, 2022