Tom Cock

Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock was a loving step uncle and the sole founder of “Balls For Kids Incorporated.”

He worked tirelessly every day of his short life to ensure that the generations of children after him, including his nieces and nephews, could enjoy playing with balls uninterrupted.

Sadly, on the evening of March 8th, 1969, a wave of testicle induced predochimonia hit him like a Ford F-150 with a V12 engine, and he passed away instantly.

The efforts he made throughout his life played an immense role in the freedom of children's ball play and without them, many would not have the opportunities to play with balls like they do today.

Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock,

April 4th, 1869 - March 8th, 1969.

The Cock Foundation was founded by Gertrude Cock, Anita Cock, Richard Cock, and William “Bill” Cock in 1972, and is currently run by Choder Cock,

Hugh “J” Cock, Carl “McQueen” Cock, and Candice Cock.

"Wow, Tom Cock sure was ahead of his time. He really made balls easily accessible for children. What a guy."

"Tom Cock? The most revolutionary man to walk the planet? Of course I know him!"

by kidneybean78 March 4, 2024

Tom

the guy with the biggest balls on earth, he will make you cum in 4 nanoseconds

"ahhh i came" said the girl
Tom did that

by bigppman256789 July 11, 2020

Tom Holland

A really sweet person!
Oh yeah and also he is spider-man.

Tom Holland is funny.

by help_me01 February 7, 2019

Tom Arnold

A Kind Caring young lad, who rages at fifa every time he loses, he also plays lumber tycoon with his sad friends

This Tom Arnold dude, he scammed me on Lumber Tycoon

by Reuban Tool October 31, 2019

Tom's Hardware Store

The coolest fucking place you'll ever go. They sell swords and guns.

"Man, I loved going to Tom's Hardware Store."
"I know man, it was crazy."

by keckothedragon November 6, 2023

tom

A tom is Ugly and mostly and old name, toms are stupid and weird don´t talk to toms

That guy is such a tom

by litte 12 14 December 19, 2017

Tom

What an twatbaghole! Loves himself more than anyone ever could, and no one could because he’s vile, boring, shit stirring, violent, manipulative thug!

“Oh hi Tom” “um who are you to talk to me I’m god (apparently)”

by Rmorgen February 5, 2024