by Michael town May 14, 2024
Get the Michael Townmug. by Jimmothy Harbaugh April 24, 2017
Get the rook townmug. A person who plays "Sheriff" over something insignificant or otherwise not worth the time. Usually in small groups of people they like to take control and power over a situation that doesnt need authority or want it.
Person 1: I was in this Group Chat with this guy and he was contantly telling me what "rules" i needed to follow. Hes genuinely playing Sheriff of town nowhere.
Person 2: I was in a discord server in a dead community and this guy was still moderating the server and telling me
what to do when nobody has spoken on it in 4 months! He must be a fat loser and need to be a Sheriff of town nowhere in order to satisfy his power complex.
Person 2: I was in a discord server in a dead community and this guy was still moderating the server and telling me
what to do when nobody has spoken on it in 4 months! He must be a fat loser and need to be a Sheriff of town nowhere in order to satisfy his power complex.
by Dry Scone Cone April 1, 2024
Get the Sheriff of town nowheremug. "Cool Jesus" - He wears his cap backwards, surfs with his bros (like Dave Anthony), longboards to work, and drinks IPAs at the local brew pup with his bros. Gary doesn't believe, but Jose does. (Ref: The Dollop Podcast)
All the kids are down with the J-Town.
Gary is going to hell because he killed Dave's dad. Not cool with J-Town.
J-Town has the best Jam Pad.
2023, the year of our lord, J-Town.
Gary is going to hell because he killed Dave's dad. Not cool with J-Town.
J-Town has the best Jam Pad.
2023, the year of our lord, J-Town.
by jtown77 November 12, 2023
Get the J-Townmug. Tiny hairs that grow on a bitches pussy and almost resemble the texture of a man’s facial hair. You never want to eat a girl out in the dark if you think she is home to a stubby town. This you will regret.
Person 1: “Hey Man you fuck that bitch last night”
Person 2: “Nah just ate her out.”
Person 1: “She was lowkey hot, I bet that was pretty good.”
Person 1: “No, she had a stubby town growing down there”
Person 2: “I think I’m gonna puke!”
Person 2: “Nah just ate her out.”
Person 1: “She was lowkey hot, I bet that was pretty good.”
Person 1: “No, she had a stubby town growing down there”
Person 2: “I think I’m gonna puke!”
by Phil MePuss February 4, 2023
Get the Stubby Townmug. 
PJ Town is a cozy little community geographically located to the east of Dickdoodlesville. While this town shares some common traits with Dickdoodlesville such as unfinished projects, it differs in many ways. Most notably you will know when you have crossed over from Dickdoodlesville into PJ Town by the strict 6:00pm curfew and subsequent lights out policy. If you are travelling in PJ Town you must stop and visit the Deadson Monument. No one really knows exactly when this monument arrived but is believed to have been there since the town’s beginning. The townsfolk have been paying homage to this monument annually by throwing some parts at it and Praying.
by Birdy604 November 11, 2021
Get the PJ Townmug.