Post-page hard-on (PPH)

A condition affecting a male doctor, generally on night shifts, when he wakes up to their pager going off and find that he has a raging hard boner and cannot mobilize until buddy calms down.

Nurse: Hello, did you get my page about patient Smith's fluid order?
Doctor: Yeah I'm cumming, I'm dealing with a PPH right now...
Nurse: PPH? Post-partum hemorrhage?
Doctor: Uhhh. Yeah.

Post-page hard-on (PPH)

by docjustincredible June 1, 2015

Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain

The pain in your asshole after taking a huge motherfucker shit, which makes you walk like a cripple .

Guy 1: Why are you walking like a cripple?
Guy 2: I have Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain.

by Leo2323513 October 18, 2023

speed post

A topic, thread, or other group of messages on the interwebs where the object is to try to be the first to post and get it as fast as possible.

This is a secret speed post topic.

by PiemanXC February 18, 2008

post yap clarity

A feeling a person may feel after yapping for too long that is the combined sentiment of disappointment, cringe, self consciousness, and general uneasiness.

Person A: "I was yapping to the girl i like for way too long and I think she knows about my mom's affair with my uncle. What should i do??"
Person B: "My guy, that is the beauty of Post Yap Clarity."

by hiraikills February 29, 2024

post-fun

Post-Fun (n) the assertion, common at universities, that discerns some ugly political attachment, real or imagined, to anything commonly enjoyable

"Hey Becky, we're gonna hit the club in heels, wanna go?"

"Nightclubs are a form of --
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"Hey Chad, were gonna smash Jaeger bombs and play darts"

"Wall Street runs the liquor--"

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"Nevermind. They're Post-Fun"

by Content-ment411 October 25, 2019

POST

A term in computer IT work that is used to describe a system that is fully functional and will boot when given the necessary OS.

Guy1: Does that mean it will POST?
Guy2: No you fuckwit, you forgot to install the RAM.

by Yung Dragonfly June 30, 2021

Post Disclosure Clarity

the regret, anxiety, clarity, and dissatisfaction one feels after disclosing something they in hindsight feel they shouldn’t have

I told my mom whats been going on with my boyfriend, she immediately started lecturing me, I just needed to get it off my chest and you didn't answer the phone, Im having hella post disclosure clarity (PDC) right now.

by postdisclosurepodcast August 14, 2025