Me: *Reaches for Christmas dessert platter*
Mom: Get your damn cookie hooks away from that, those are for after dinner!
Mom: Get your damn cookie hooks away from that, those are for after dinner!
by Slim_Dikkenz September 19, 2021
Get the Cookie Hooksmug. Term used to describe an action that a fuckboi will take to show his chivalry toward a woman. It is an ironic term since the act itself is a backhanded compliment and one the fuckboi considers to be a “favor”. Usually used by narcissists of the male persuasion.
“Did you hear how he just threw her a bitch cookie? I mean, c’mon, buying her a donut isn’t like a four-star meal. It costs less than a dollar and he paid with nickels.”
by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021
Get the Bitch cookiemug. by Bigd2576 October 15, 2022
Get the Anthony's Cookie Housemug. by @chx_nhee December 23, 2020
Get the cookiemug. A term used to describe the sexual act undercover lesbians partake in behind their boyfriend’s back. When one scummy butch vagina wraps it’s creamy lips around another secret lesbians crotch flaps and with deep quiet panting produces a creamy smear similar to the filling of an Oreo cookie. Beware: these movements may produce a slight “pbbbfft” noise and may smell similar to opening a fresh jar of pickles.
“Yo have you seen Brae lately? Yeah last I heard she was sucking D for heroin and smearing cookies with that gypsy chick behind the dumpster at Circle K in Fountain Hills”
by Phil Shtick June 8, 2018
Get the Smearing Cookiesmug. by torli November 4, 2021
Get the Cookie doughmug. the cutest, sexiest girl ever. If you’re named cooki ur probably like extremely cute n petite n thick and nice as well
by cookiwooki December 11, 2024
Get the cookimug.