The Gladful cookie serve has carbs less than half a banana, protein equal to an egg and fiber equal to one carrot. All made with unrefined cane sugar and baked with whole wheat. Basically, it’s the cookie of our dreams and a snack that’s going to break the internet. Moms are calling it the best invention since the baby pacifier. Grand moms are saying there is finally a healthy snack which doesn’t taste like straw. Some have finished the cookie jar before the kids finished their online class. Basically the magic cannot be explain.
by Moms of Gladful December 3, 2021
Get the Gladful cookiemug. A sarcastic way of dismissing someone who arrogantly seeks praise/validation for an unwarranted and insufficient task.
Entitled Douche: AYO! I Did that for you! YOU'RE WELCOME!
Me: Want a cookie?
Entitled Douche: Yeah. U Got any?
Me: Want a cookie?
Entitled Douche: Yeah. U Got any?
by Dosso90 July 20, 2025
Get the Want a cookie?mug. Holy crap Steve, that video of you singing Party In The USA was The Cookies! I'm uploading it to YouTube right now!
or
Dang, look at her fine ass. That chick is The Cookies.
or
Dang, look at her fine ass. That chick is The Cookies.
by TaterBoi November 19, 2009
Get the The Cookiesmug. 
Small bits of dried feces that remain stuck to one's buttcrack hair post-defecation.
See also: butt crust
See also: butt crust
by foolproofdummy July 20, 2022
Get the Cookiesmug. Person 1: How to make cookie without dough or chocolate chip?
Person 2: Just microwave cheese on bread.
Person 2: Just microwave cheese on bread.
by me.me("me") August 11, 2022
Get the Cookiemug. by DAFEEG December 20, 2016
Get the Cookie rookie barredmug.