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National Older Sister Day

A day to appreciate to older sisters. Older sister who have helped your mother out by technically being the second mom get recognized.
by dianacional February 4, 2021
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National Midget Threesome Day

Couples straight and gay are encouraged to add a midget to their sexcapade . Midgets can be rented For short term events to perform various acts.. acts is a vague term .. midgets must also be fed, and treated with the utmost respect at all times. The vertically challenged adults act of 2016 stated that all vertically challenged adults be treated with respect while performing various sex acts and not spanked on their head during ejaculation ... and additionally will be payed a fair wage , as any regular vertical person would be payed ...
The National Midget Threesome Day is approaching honey , did you rent the midgets yet?
by Dr. Bob Lawbla September 26, 2018
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National Florence Pugh Day

Today (July 3rd) is National Florence Pugh Day where we celebrate and have parties for our beloved Florence!!😌
Someone- “hey what’s the part for?”
Me-“It’s National Florence Pugh Day TIME TO CELEBRATE!!”
by onedirectionwhore July 3, 2021
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National skip school day

Lets prank our school/teachers by skipping school December 2nd
*Dec 2nd (National skip school day)*
Teacher: why is the class empty
by unsub to t-series November 1, 2019
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National Send Boobs Day

On August 8 is National Send Boobs Day on this Day females are to send Boobs to anybody who asks.
by JoeBilly meMy August 7, 2021
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National Ignore Me Day

National Ignore Me Day falls on any day where one is being Ignored by their significant other, or a friend, family member etc.
It is when a person is clearly active and is avoiding your texts, calls, or FaceTimes For whatever reason.
"Must be National Ignore Me Day again, Shawn hasn't texted me back yet ."
by Abelxo28 May 31, 2018
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