Punching the Puppy

Waking up hung over and feeling like you have done the worst thing possible.

I seriously punched a whole litter of puppies right in thier cute stupid cute fucking faces, I was guilty of punching the puppy

by donniecakes October 17, 2010

google punch

When you are so high and you want to Google donkey punch put repeat "Google punch"

"Look up Google punch man, it's crazy!"

by Turbonanagan May 6, 2016

Punching Sasquatch

From the Latin-root:
Donkey punch meaning punched in the back of the head while having sex and the British term Squash which is similar,but not identical to British bangers.

I was gonna give him the last donut ,but i noticed he was giving me the punching sasquatch so i said "Quit that dude..way out of line and unprofessional"

by Yellowdevil27 February 26, 2009

Double punch

A secret taekwondo move where you punch simultaneously with both hands, making it nearly impossible to defend in any situation.

Also a well known dance move popularized in Mexico.

Bad guy: I am robbing you

Not bad guy: *double punches in the direction of the attacker

Bad guy: *gets confused and leaves

by davefromcanada February 18, 2024

punched

a guy or girl who is really ugly

Guy 1: That girl over there likes you.
Guy 2: *Sees* Oh, hell no she's punched.

by kmerk March 18, 2023

If You Are Wholly Sincere, I Will Punch Them Dead In The Mouth

If You Are Wholly Sincere, I Will Punch Them Dead In The Mouth

If You Are Wholly Sincere, I Will Punch Them Dead In The Mouth

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

Crocodile Punch

To flick someone in the neck.

"I will crocodile punch you!"

by kawaii_shota_boy December 30, 2014