No matter how many times you shake your penis when you put it away and zip up the last drip comes out leaving a wet crotch stain mark.
Matlock: Elton what happened to you? What’s with the water on your pants?
Elton: I don’t know what happened. I shuck it but after I put it away and I get the drip. I have post zip drip.
Elton: I don’t know what happened. I shuck it but after I put it away and I get the drip. I have post zip drip.
by highyieldjoe July 18, 2023
The traumatic realization that every girl you have had intercourse with is a nasty whore, and that every interaction leading up to and during the act was a waste of time and energy. Those who suffer from Post-Coital depression are usually attractive and presented with plenty of sexual opportunities.
Summer : Hey, what's wrong with Morty? I thought he was finally happy now that he's popular.
Rick : He finally hooked up with Jessica and is suffering from Post-Coital Depression.
Rick : He finally hooked up with Jessica and is suffering from Post-Coital Depression.
by pickled rick September 25, 2017
Jerry: Ben yesterday at your birthday party, I ate a whole bunch of pizza and now post birthday clarity hit me hard, as I now have shat for 5 hours straight.
Ben: I did not need to know that
Ben: I did not need to know that
by Spoodigus November 14, 2022
A woman between the age of 30-35 thats hit her beauty peak and is starting to decline in attractiveness. Remember the saying "Men age like wine, Women age like cheese", well its real. They tend to get fat, their boobs sag, especially after having children, and their vagina looks like a roast beef sandwich that went ten rounds with Mike Tyson.
by Smith039 January 24, 2024
by bigmtdewdrinker August 02, 2006
by Darkstarprojects October 24, 2008
A self-doting submission to Urban Dictionary, usually under the title of one’s own name, for the sole purpose of stroking the adolescent ego of a budding sociopath.
“Billy spent all of class writing a rambling vanity post, because that’s what happens when your parents tell you you’re so special but also don’t discipline”.
by Rustbelt_Noir May 07, 2019