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Playing in your ass

Used when you are just playing. This can be said after telling a friend a joke or when messing around with someone.

You can also use:
-Fondling in your ass
-Twiddling in your ass

This is not meant to be taken literally.
Me: I took a pregnancy test this morning.... it was positive.
You:.....
Me: I'm just playing in your ass.
by raleighnative March 11, 2024
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playing stan

a reference to Eminem's song "Stan" or being an obsessive fan of a celebrity.
Myles: "For real some people are too obsessed with Joseph Quinn."
Lucy: "Yeah at that point of doxxing him and finding his baby pictures is just playing stan"
by J-A-H July 7, 2022
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Playing Genshin

A well known midwestern euphemism used when you want to discreetly tell someone you are about to eat ass
Im going to be playing genshin with him for 5 hours if you know what i mean ;)
by papapixels January 20, 2024
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Play-Work

The act of telling someone you are going to "work on your computer", and instead decide to do "play-work", whatever the fuck that entails.
Person 1: "Hey are you going to do "work-work" or "play-work"?
Person 2: "Uhm I think I'm going to do "work-work" today *whatever the fuck play-work means*.
by thatlowcar December 6, 2021
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Playing as Kirby

When a girl/guy swallows a man’s entire dick while giving head. The saying is a reference to the Nintendo character “Kirby”, who is defined by his ability to swallow anything and gain its power.
Dude, last night Stacy was giving me some crazy head. She was definitely playing as kirby.
by hellanoma January 3, 2018
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While playing one's cards close to one's chest often refers to secretive behavior, it is nowadays being used as a euphemism for breast binding.

A lesbian or trans man may be referred to as someone who plays their cards close to their chest, especially when one is not sure what pronouns to use.
Oh, that's not a man, that's Hannah. She's got great tits but she's a butch and prefers to play her cards close to her chest.

That's Taylor, he can't play tag with us because he's playing his cards close to his chest and we don't want his lungs collapsing.

I saw Alex at the gym yesterday! It was pretty shocking because she usually plays her cards close to her chest but I guess she just uses a sports bra for working out.

Playing one's cards close to one's chest should be done safely and intermittently.
by King UwU Bean November 9, 2023
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