penis cruncher

The process in which a penis is eaten

My ex girlfriend was a penis cruncher,she bit it right off

by Fred flawless July 21, 2006

penis hood

Penis Hood. Also Penishood-A group of fellas. A group with no females in it. May include transgenders.

Penis hood. also Penishood- when the fellas get together to watch a game or do some bird doggin. we in the penishood.
also used to describe prison life for men.

by boneyard G November 12, 2013

penis booster

A toy which homosexuals attach to their penis (to enlarge), because their male mate has a very high sex drive which they cannot keep up with.

homo 1: C'mon you never give me any action.
homo 2: Its not my fault your a horndog.
homo 1: Well strap on your penis booster then, and lets get this ride goin.

by Kayla Marie January 9, 2006

Penis Sandwich

A penis sandwich. Often containing 'mayonase' or 'cream cheese'.
The oposite would be a nipple sub.

Judith ate some pizza with a penis sandwich

by Chris + Judith December 9, 2008

asian penis

On almost all other academic studies and scientific researches ever undertaken has proven that Asian penises are just as large as Caucasian penises. The average for both are approximately 5.5 to 6 inches. However, Asian men do not stray far from this average, whilst Caucasian men do. For every Caucasian man with a 9-inch penis, there is one with a 3-inch one. And for every Asian with a 7-inch penis, there is one with a 5-inch one. There are more Caucasians with large penises, but there are also more Caucasians with smaller penises, even smaller than those of many Asians. This fact has also been known for a long time, but stereotypes remain widely "accepted."

Hey check out that asian guys' egg roll, now that ain't no spring roll either, but looks like he's packin way more meat and cabbage than I previously thought. Now I know not judge people's penis size by the slant of their eyes. I'm a blond with huge breasts and will strongly consider some asian penis from now on.

by white guy speakin out for the asian half May 23, 2006

Garlic Penis

When one has been cooking in the kitchen using garlic then masterbates later thus making ones penis smell like garlic.

Jessica: Your cock smells like a Garlic Penis, have you been masterbating with garlic again?

Chris: Hell no I don't like fingers in my anus!?

by Delirious Motherfucker July 20, 2010

Gorilla Penis

A penis which has hair on the shaft. Extreme cases occur naturally where more than half of the penis is covered in fur. Usually seen on Italians and many of the middle eastern races. Women find this condition extremely displeasing, especially during fellatio and badminton.

I finally got the guy's myriad of clothing off and he had a gorilla penis, so I broke out and enjoyed a consolation ice cream sundae.

by TOMLOL March 18, 2007