Monster Ballzack

N. An alcoholic beverage comprised of vodka, Midori, sweet and sour, with a splash of lemon lime soda.

"I think I will enjoy a nice big monster ballzack tonight with dinner."

by Biskithedd January 13, 2009

twack monster

A tweaker (usually female) that is acting aggressive verbally and physically, whose skin is all bloody or scabby from picking all night and day

Dang, that chick is such a twack monster!

Don't do meth, you'll turn into a twack monster!

by jqlnina December 10, 2014

my singing monsters

some shitty pokemon ass collect them all game where you get monsters and make them have sex to make another monster

some kid on tiktok: my singing monsters sounds cool imma post it on tiktok
*it blows up*
homeless man carlos: why the fuck is this kid saying "ham bum bum bum bum" to me while hitting the worst griddy
elsagate creator: my singing monsters epic wubbox eats jalapeno pink sauce plants vs zombies poop
people on the internet: wtf is this retarded shit

by sharknado102000 August 3, 2023

rap monster

a member of south-korean boy band BTS
lead rapper, whose voice could make you pregnant

looks like could kill you but is actually a cute cinnamon roll
and not even pure

Ter: oh my god rap monster is such a daddy
Rapmon: ok

by kkaebsongaa January 18, 2017

Mud monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

May we all be mud monsters

by DefinitelyNotCoveredInShit_ September 19, 2021

Going nature reserve with some monsters

buying some monsters from your local corner shop in Britain and going to the closest nature reserve to you and shooting pigeons and drinking your monsters whilst chatting about life.

Wanna come with me im going nature reserve with some monsters?

by MattN36 January 16, 2022

Morale Monster

(Noun) A bipolar NCO who believes it's their primary purpose and responsibility to micro manage and diminish the morale of their soldiers.
One who puts their own agenda above the welfare of their soldiers.

"Damn, the Morale Monster is back to make us clean up someone else's mess for the sixth time this week."

by Anon999993 October 24, 2008