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Gooning (Kevin Style)

This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.
I attempted "Gooning (Kevin Style)" after waiting 6 months.
by 209 iads November 28, 2023
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The Kevin Special

When you routinely get screwed over by a particular Group or Region, and take it out on your friendly neighbors, rather than retaliating against those who have wronged you.
Cincinnati hosed me, so I think I’m going to hit Selkirk with “The Kevin Special”.
by JonnyBravo2410 December 8, 2023
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Gurt/Kevin in slang

A common word meaning Ethan Grobbler wants my hard cock
Ts o Gurt/Kevin in slang
by ClipsEli May 11, 2025
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A kevins sister

A really good looking girl that's beyond anything you've seen before.
Would you look at that girl?! She's a kevins sister for sure.
by Dickhandler6999 May 12, 2025
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Golden Kevin

When your making fun of someone's mom and they pee on you
Vincent was pissing me off last night so i gave him the "golden kevin"
by GoldenKevin September 26, 2025
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Golden Kevin

When someone is making fun of your mom and you pee on them
vincent was making me mad last night so i gave him the golden kevin
by GoldenKevin September 26, 2025
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Scary Kevin

A sex act whereby one induces a significant anal prolapse in another individual, then inserts said individual's penis into said prolapse, creating a half torus, then one proceeds to vigorously bang said torus (stay away from Kevin).
"I gave that bloke a Scary Kevin last night, unfortunately I haven't heard from him since. I hope he's okay and I haven't crossed a boundary, he seemed to enjoy it at the time but I could see how it might be a bit far for some people"
by Herman Sherman Squitwank October 5, 2025
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