Can of Cunts

Noun/Adjective The female equivalent of "bag of dick." Used to describe something terrible. Imagine when you open a can of condensed soup and it plops out in a gelatinous mould of the can but instead of soup, it's cunts.
"She wants me to work a double this weekend? She can go eat a can of cunts."

"I found a package of year old sushi on the shelf. It smelled like a can of cunts."
by Steepsy May 09, 2014
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canned up

When someone gets hit so hard, they drop where they stand without folding.
"Damn Joe, did you see Gray fight that guy? He got canned up!"
by The Animalistic January 25, 2017
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Coke can

Large, girthy penis that all are impressed by
Wow, have you seen Derrick’s Coke can?

Yes, it is very impressive and girthy
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Can y'all bring my had down

This is a plea from one man to several other guys to pleasure a him when he is erect.
Hey guys, I have been hard for an hour. Can y'all bring my had down?
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drink so we can drink

(v) people who are broke that go out to bars anyway and wait for someone to get up from their stool so they can swig on their unsupervised drinks. They typically move from area to area so the can't be pinned down by a waitress or bartender and be discovered to be broke
My girlfriend got up from the bar to go to the bathroom when some guy tried to drink so we can drink. Little did he know that I was with her so I prevented the crime
by Sentinel408 September 09, 2009
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