Every douchebags pickup line to every woman they see on the internet.
They don't want your Snapchat to be your friend, they just want you to send them nudes because they're lonely bums who can't get bitches.
They don't want your Snapchat to be your friend, they just want you to send them nudes because they're lonely bums who can't get bitches.
Girl: "I'm so thankful to have friends like you guys"
Douchebag: "U got snap?"
Girl: "Eww, no, go away"
Douchebag: "Ur just a hoe"
Douchebag: "U got snap?"
Girl: "Eww, no, go away"
Douchebag: "Ur just a hoe"
by Urban_Alien_69 November 12, 2025
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Crackhead 1 “Man this is nasty he just pulled it out his mouth”
Crackhead 2 “I’ll trade you mine for it”
Crackhead 1 “Okay thanks”
*Crackhead 2 trades him for it then disappears. Crackhead 1 asks Crackhead 3 for Brillo*
Crackhead 3 “ yeah for a rip”
*gives her a rip out of it*
Crackhead 3 “what the fuck is this? It’s wax! You got waxed!”
Crackhead 1 “Man this is nasty he just pulled it out his mouth”
Crackhead 2 “I’ll trade you mine for it”
Crackhead 1 “Okay thanks”
*Crackhead 2 trades him for it then disappears. Crackhead 1 asks Crackhead 3 for Brillo*
Crackhead 3 “ yeah for a rip”
*gives her a rip out of it*
Crackhead 3 “what the fuck is this? It’s wax! You got waxed!”
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