“Aye Luke what are you eating?” Luke-“oh it’s just Fudge stripped cookies! It’s a cookie with fudge stripes on it!”
by Ham scratt April 26, 2019
by iets December 03, 2018
by SHADOWMILKCOOKIE February 11, 2025
the act of inserting a metal rod into your urethra and then inserting it during sex. the result will mimic what would happen if you fucked a porcupine.
by cookieeater420 June 08, 2021
by @aaaaakkk September 26, 2019
An exciting yellow cookie
by Zupper01 December 15, 2016
The terrible realization that the chocolate chips in your cookie are, in fact raisins. Yet, you continue to consume the cookie simply because it's a cookie, even though its not the cookie you want.
An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.
An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.
Beth: Hey are you still dating Landon??
Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.
Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.
Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.
Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.
by bonanzapanda February 28, 2020