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Cookie Monster

“Hey Liam, where is Gavin?”
“He’s tending to Cookie Monster lol”
by ChokeMeChet29 July 18, 2021
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Cookie

Lol just added this for no reason
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Also cookie is a food and yummy
by Follow @kyatheperson on instag November 21, 2018
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toilet cookies

a large disk shaped poop usually extemely painful and hard to push out... floats in water
"Damn i think my anus is bleeding from those toilet cookies i made i think i need a rim job
by u shit fuck January 4, 2012
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crispy cookies

When you get frustrated and start trippin. -Troy
Oh! Crispy Cookies! I got moved to doubles four :(.
by Rüf May 27, 2016
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Chocolate Nip Cookies

The name given to cookies that are baked while being 100% topless.
Spiced up last night by making chocolate nip cookies with my significant other.
by Wet4Jesus April 5, 2018
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loser cookie

When a group of men need to decide something, challenge or gamble without the money, they stand in a circle around an elevated cookie. The last man to effectively jerk off and get their cum on the cookie has to eat the cookie. Enjoy!
"Aw man, I can't believe David talked about grandma titties while we were playing loser cookie. If he hadn't done that, I don't think Drake would have had to devour it at his own bachelor party!"
by Cookie_m0nster May 13, 2016
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Cookie Purse

The lower fupa (upper front pussy) of a girls stomach from giving birth to humans…. or alcohol.
Hey John…. Did you see that Cookie Purse on Jackie? It’s been a while since I’ve seen her. 😬
by Cahlheim September 8, 2021
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