An almost inexplicably majorly solid erection that a guy gets once in a while. It is so hard and so major that it belongs on the body of a porn star pumped up with viagra. These boners are awesome and make guys feel real proud when they occur during sex.
by Rafster April 20, 2007
DUDE i havent jacked off in such a long time that I got a RUSTY STEEL BONER and i came like no OTHER!!
by Pspman July 11, 2009
by Alabia May 24, 2008
An insult similar to cocksucker. Originates from the song "Uncle Fucka," performed by comedians Terrence and Phillip" in the movie "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut." Considered more offensive than cocksucker in that it is a bit more graphic and calls the person a bastard, implying that the person either was born out of wedlock or is of questionable moral character.
"Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucka!"
-Terrence and Phillip, "Uncle Fucka"
Jamal: "You're a cocksucker."
Evan: "Oh yeah, well you're a nobgobbler."
Jamal: "If you were a dinosaur, they would call you sucksalottacock."
Evan: "Well if your parents could name you again, they'd name you Isaac York-Hawk."
Jamal: "You spend more time on your knees than a Gregorian monk."
Evan: "Well you're a boner biting bastard."
Jamal: "Come on man, that was uncalled for."
Evan: "Yeah, I guess so. Sorry."
You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucka!"
-Terrence and Phillip, "Uncle Fucka"
Jamal: "You're a cocksucker."
Evan: "Oh yeah, well you're a nobgobbler."
Jamal: "If you were a dinosaur, they would call you sucksalottacock."
Evan: "Well if your parents could name you again, they'd name you Isaac York-Hawk."
Jamal: "You spend more time on your knees than a Gregorian monk."
Evan: "Well you're a boner biting bastard."
Jamal: "Come on man, that was uncalled for."
Evan: "Yeah, I guess so. Sorry."
by Nicholas D March 15, 2009
Dude, you have to come to my party! Don't leave me NWB.
My boss asked me what I thought about the case, but I hadn't read it yet. I was NWB.
I did't know I supposed to bring a gift to the party, I just showed up NWB.
NWB: Naked With a Boner
My boss asked me what I thought about the case, but I hadn't read it yet. I was NWB.
I did't know I supposed to bring a gift to the party, I just showed up NWB.
NWB: Naked With a Boner
by Maxwell Greggor December 21, 2005
Acquiring a boner from exposure to material of the Harry Potter universe. This could be from watching a Harry Potter film, or something simple like seeing a stick resembling a magic wand. A Harry-Potter-Boner or "HPB" is something highly treasured and congratulated amongst Harry Potter Fans.
Tony: "Dude that Harry Potter film was so good i just got a HPB"
Chris:"A HPB?"
Tony:"Yeh, a Harry-Potter-Boner"
Chris: "Gratz on that man!"
Chris:"A HPB?"
Tony:"Yeh, a Harry-Potter-Boner"
Chris: "Gratz on that man!"
by HarryPotter is my home-boy December 01, 2010
by I will give you a ear boner May 22, 2017