BEEF

THE COOLEST MOTHA FUCKA YOU EVER SEEN.

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL YOU BEEF?
´CAUSE IM THE COOLEST MOTHA FUCKA YOU EVER SEEN.

by ELI CLARK February 6, 2020

Beef

When your having butt sex a sound similar to a fart happens but it’s not a fart but rather extremely similar to that of a queef. Since no doo doo gasses are expelled.

I was clapping her cheeks so hard I made her beef.

by PTFE February 16, 2022

Beef Bag

Pouring a beer into a ziploc bag that contains small pieces of beef jerky, usually a bag that was previously holding beef jerky, and then ripping off the corner of the bag and chugging the beer.

Hey anyone want to do a beef bag later?

by Beefboyz April 29, 2024

A None Pizza with Left Beef

"A None Pizza with Left Beef" is a figure of speech describing a form, taste or a state of a crusty pineapple pizza that was picked dry of toppings, left to sit in a box for a week, after which it got warmed back up by a blowtorch covered in WD-40.
Commonly used to describe objectively awful pizza flavors.

This tastes worse than a none pizza with left beef! I am not going to eat THAT!

by axdh August 14, 2023

Beef Jerker

Someone who jerks off using their "beef".

Person #1: What were you doing last night?
Person#2: I was in my room
Person#1: So you're a Beef Jerker!
Person#2: Exactly!

by Lucky-Lick July 31, 2016

Beef

For those of us who can't say BFF drunk and it comes out sounding like beef. Also for those of us who hate the word bestie.

Mallory: Oh my God Maggie I hate the word bestie. You're my bff(pronounced beef when you have a drunken slur).

by msmayhemm August 25, 2010

beef folders

beef folders (pl. noun) slang for unusually large or loose labia majora, especially those with abnormally dark coloration.

I was going to bang that cheerleader Jill but when I got down there her beef folders were so loose it made me wonder if the rest of the football team had already got in her panties tonight.

by Lawyer4theDefense September 20, 2011