(n)(1) a dubious career move, particularly one that results in unintentional unemployment and public embarrassment
(n)(2) a person who commits (1)
(n)(2) a person who commits (1)
"Hey, if you're going to quit your job, you might as well make it worthwhile and tell the whole world just what you think of your former employer. Yeah, go full Chris Wallace on them!"
by Mal Feasance April 21, 2022
Get the Chris Wallacemug. Unloyal, selfish guy who always puts himself before others. Never has time for anything or anyone because he’s too hook on video games and useing girls for sex. Dick size is also sub par <3
Her: I hope I never date a Chris.
Me: Good, he’ll waste your tim and use you then throw you away like you were nothing.
Me: Good, he’ll waste your tim and use you then throw you away like you were nothing.
by Super Thicc Succ ;) April 8, 2018
Get the Chrismug. Canadian wrestler. 18 year career spanning NJPW, WCW, WWE and Stampede Wrestling. Best friend to Eddie Guerrero. Winner of WrestleMania XX (2004) and Backlash (2004). Known by many as a quiet but well meaning, intense, professional who enjoyed his fans. No longer acknowledged by WWE except in few rare mentions.
Benoit’s fall from grace occurred June 2007 with what is infamously remembered as the Benoit Family Tragedy which saw Nancy Benoit, son Daniel and Chris himself all found deceased. Policed later ruled the case a murder/suicide. Causes for the tragedy are often laid on CTE, concussions, abuse of painkillers and Benoit’s declining mental health following Eddie Guerrero‘s death in 2005.
Benoit’s fall from grace occurred June 2007 with what is infamously remembered as the Benoit Family Tragedy which saw Nancy Benoit, son Daniel and Chris himself all found deceased. Policed later ruled the case a murder/suicide. Causes for the tragedy are often laid on CTE, concussions, abuse of painkillers and Benoit’s declining mental health following Eddie Guerrero‘s death in 2005.
by SpookyMan94 December 31, 2024
Get the Chris Benoitmug. Chris is a sexy ass nigga he has a way with the ladies but his heart is set on one person (mya) girls want him niggas wanna be him but that shit will never happen because he is the original
Chris you wanna go to movies?
by Lovelyansaksn December 7, 2019
Get the Chrismug. Chris is a man from south florida who sends in lots of clips of car crashes to the idiots in cars youtube channel
by UHhUhUHuHuhuhuhUHUHhUH June 7, 2022
Get the Chris from south floridamug. When all the girls fantasize about fucking you and all the guys are envious and jealous of you. But when the girls eventually sit down on your cock all hell breaks loose. No e if them want to leave you or let you go. Causing you and other guys to fight it out. Thick dick Casanova.
Shannon told Shelby to have her back if she's asked about a sleepover. Since Shannon was secretly having a Dirty Chris with a popular guy.
by UrTonguesHangingOut December 14, 2023
Get the Dirty Chrismug. Chris is the dumbest and funniest guy you will meet Chris is so perfect hes so handsome you will fall in love with him, you will think about him all the time and you will cry when you arent talking to him hes so amazing and has pretty brown eyes and braces hes your whole world you would be anything for him
"Kira: stop texting your dumb boyfriend and lets do something"
"Jocelyn: Ay! only i can call him dumb and he has a name."
"kira: yeah yeah idc about Chris lets just gooo"
"Jocelyn: Ok ok we'll go soon let me just say goodbye"
"Kira: Your obsessed girl"
"Jocelyn: Yeah ik."
"Jocelyn: Ay! only i can call him dumb and he has a name."
"kira: yeah yeah idc about Chris lets just gooo"
"Jocelyn: Ok ok we'll go soon let me just say goodbye"
"Kira: Your obsessed girl"
"Jocelyn: Yeah ik."
by Jocelynsfav August 20, 2022
Get the Chrismug.