parking garage guy

Legend has it that during the late 21st century that a guy scavenges parking garages at college campuses to deposit his cum in someone male or female. He makes his deposits orally, vaginally, and anally.

The parking garage guy at UTA usually deposits his cum before work with guys from grindr.

by PhillipD33zNutZ June 8, 2019

conditional nice guy

A man who takes on the aspects of a nice guy, but only until he is rejected. At that point, he will abandon her and redirect his efforts toward other girls. While the result can be problematic for the girl who just rejected him, especially if he previously went to great lengths to do nice things for her, he will justify his behavior with the claim that he doesn't like being used.

Me: "I'm a conditional nice guy."
Other guy: "So you're a douchebag?"
Me: "No, I am a nice guy, but only until she rejects me."
Other guy: "But she has the right to say 'no'."
Me: " I hate being used just as much as she does."
Other guy: "Touché"

by snakemasterepic August 27, 2016

Big Guy in the Sky

The phrase is used as a synonym for God.

When athletes thank God, they point to the sky.
I want to thank the big guy in the sky for all my success over the years.

by houdini65 June 12, 2016

Your not that guy pal

Your not that guy but spicier with pal added to the end to it

Him: bro I’m going to fucking kill you
Me: your not that guy
Him: I’m still going to fucking kill you
Me: your not that guy PAL
Him: woah woah woah take a chill pill I’ll back away I’m sorry dude

by fallboygo June 5, 2023

Rich Guy Pass

To assume someone is smart, talented or visionary solely because he is rich.

He gets a rich guy pass even though he can't tie his shoelaces or turn his computer on.

He's still in charge because he has a rich guy pass.

A rich guy pass will take you to the very top in this industry.

by veronica.nyc July 10, 2012

good on paper guy

The good on paper guy is the nice man with everything you should want, but who you always leave for an asshole who owns nothing and doesn't have a checking account

Sweetie, he was the perfect guy!

Yeah..... good on paper guy.... Drake is SO MUCH HOTTER even though he's such an jerk!

by Ellen1983 July 24, 2008

You're just "that guy"

This is used when someone has an overwhelming amount of rizz and is basically a gigachad.

I don't get it man, every chick for some reason gets real flirty with me and their boyfriends are getting mad at it for me

You're just "that guy" buddy.
He's just "THAT GUY" buddy. And you ain't it unfortunately.

by Notsoaverageguyfr March 10, 2023